The current location of Australia

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[ferdinand_the_yak]

Teeheehee

http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/australia.shtml

Read some of the other articles! I particularly like:
http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/axis.shtml
http://www.satirewire.com/features/satire-jeevesinterview.shtml

[Roz]

Seriously that was JUST what I needed this morning to cheer me up 

I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT

I usually grin and move on rarely reading to the end of internet spoofs but it just kept getting better (although the American football comments went right over my head).

Anyway - welcome to the Northern Hemisphere Jo, I am sure you'll find it different And you will provide a nice landing stop for people travelling to the US...

Just one question - did you bury the Azores?

[ferdinand_the_yak]

Anyway - welcome to the Northern Hemisphere Jo, I am sure you'll find it different And you will provide a nice landing stop for people travelling to the US...

Just one question - did you bury the Azores?

Dunno... let me check

[Roz]

Don't tell me - the buried islands have made Sydney the hillyest harbour this side of Norway?

[ferdinand_the_yak]

Hey - at least you won't have the excuse of not going on island holidays because they are 'too far away' anymore 

[Roz]

Daaaaaaaaaarling I have never shyed away from going anywhere because it's too far away... spending all that money on an airfare is usually the reason

(but spending $1000 on a card makes much more sense of course - *ahem*)


_{Did you just correct my spelling of hillyest or was it a mis-spelling of something worse... like Sydney... I hope I called it Sidney}

[ferdinand_the_yak]

No... I accidentally pressed the modify button instead of the quote button

The 'back' button and the cut and paste functions are my friends

Daaaaaaaaaarling I have never shyed away from going anywhere because it's too far away... spending all that money on an airfare is usually the reason

(but spending $1000 on a card makes much more sense of course - *ahem*)

You know, I could buy a return airfare to Europe if I sold my entire collection now?

Hmmmmmmmm........

[Roz]

You know, I could buy a return airfare to Europe if I sold my entire collection now?

Hmmmmmmmm........

Ooer! But imagine a life less Legolas??

Although you would be most welcome - but surely you can swim over now you are in the Northern Hemisphere? I see it all the time - people have been swimming across the channel for years - I remember seeing old black and white photos of people swimming across the channel and they seem to be covered in lard to keep warm.. sounds disgusting... anyway I know you are still a bit further away than the width of the channel but I am sure you can cope.

Although I suggest landing by darkness at LandsEnd and getting a train to London - with the current political climate Aussies will not be favourites of the international community until they've put Jamaica back where they found it and paid for the use of the Panama Canal.

[Morningangel-Iola]

Brilliant I sent it to an other friend that lives in Oz