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« Reply #60 on: May 22, 2007, 03:37:35 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because I forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit he Frog sitting in the lotus position, two boxes of half price perfiteroles from the Co-Op, a large can of squirty brandy cream, a limited edition Rose and K9 action figure from Tescos, a life-size remote-controlled Dalek free with 10,000 boxes of Sugar Puffs cereal, a really, really big trolley to hold all my stuff in, a bright orange-and-black-striped mynah bird named Digby-Dahlink which sits on my shoulder as I do the ironing and sings the Teletubbies theme-song all day long, five old socks to shut it up,
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« Reply #61 on: May 22, 2007, 09:09:25 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because I forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit he Frog sitting in the lotus position, two boxes of half price perfiteroles from the Co-Op, a large can of squirty brandy cream, a limited edition Rose and K9 action figure from Tescos, a life-size remote-controlled Dalek free with 10,000 boxes of Sugar Puffs cereal, a really, really big trolley to hold all my stuff in, a bright orange-and-black-striped mynah bird named Digby-Dahlink which sits on my shoulder as I do the ironing and sings the Teletubbies theme-song all day long, five old socks to shut it up, large bottle of Roger & Gallet Extra Vieille Super-Strength Foot Spray to get rid of the smell of rancid foot odour,
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« Reply #62 on: May 24, 2007, 05:30:11 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because I forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit he Frog sitting in the lotus position, two boxes of half price perfiteroles from the Co-Op, a large can of squirty brandy cream, a limited edition Rose and K9 action figure from Tescos, a life-size remote-controlled Dalek free with 10,000 boxes of Sugar Puffs cereal, a really, really big trolley to hold all my stuff in, a bright orange-and-black-striped mynah bird named Digby-Dahlink which sits on my shoulder as I do the ironing and sings the Teletubbies theme-song all day long, five old socks to shut it up, large bottle of Roger & Gallet Extra Vieille Super-Strength Foot Spray to get rid of the smell of rancid foot odour, a big skoda car-cake that will keep me quiet for 2 months,
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« Reply #63 on: May 24, 2007, 11:38:53 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because I forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit he Frog sitting in the lotus position, two boxes of half price perfiteroles from the Co-Op, a large can of squirty brandy cream, a limited edition Rose and K9 action figure from Tescos, a life-size remote-controlled Dalek free with 10,000 boxes of Sugar Puffs cereal, a really, really big trolley to hold all my stuff in, a bright orange-and-black-striped mynah bird named Digby-Dahlink which sits on my shoulder as I do the ironing and sings the Teletubbies theme-song all day long, five old socks to shut it up, large bottle of Roger & Gallet Extra Vieille Super-Strength Foot Spray to get rid of the smell of rancid foot odour, a big Skoda car-cake that will keep me quiet for 2 months, a VERY large box of industrial-strength antacid tablets to settle my stomach after I've troughed my way through al-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l that cake,
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« Reply #64 on: May 26, 2007, 02:34:07 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because I forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit he Frog sitting in the lotus position, two boxes of half price perfiteroles from the Co-Op, a large can of squirty brandy cream, a limited edition Rose and K9 action figure from Tescos, a life-size remote-controlled Dalek free with 10,000 boxes of Sugar Puffs cereal, a really, really big trolley to hold all my stuff in, a bright orange-and-black-striped mynah bird named Digby-Dahlink which sits on my shoulder as I do the ironing and sings the Teletubbies theme-song all day long, five old socks to shut it up, large bottle of Roger & Gallet Extra Vieille Super-Strength Foot Spray to get rid of the smell of rancid foot odour, a big Skoda car-cake that will keep me quiet for 2 months, a VERY large box of industrial-strength antacid tablets to settle my stomach after I've troughed my way through al-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l that cake, a realy big yo-yo with a picture of scooby-doo on it,
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« Reply #65 on: May 26, 2007, 10:04:24 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because I forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit the Frog sitting in the lotus position, two boxes of half price perfiteroles from the Co-Op, a large can of squirty brandy cream, a limited edition Rose and K9 action figure from Tescos, a life-size remote-controlled Dalek free with 10,000 boxes of Sugar Puffs cereal, a really, really big trolley to hold all my stuff in, a bright orange-and-black-striped mynah bird named Digby-Dahlink which sits on my shoulder as I do the ironing and sings the Teletubbies theme-song all day long, five old socks to shut it up, large bottle of Roger & Gallet Extra Vieille Super-Strength Foot Spray to get rid of the smell of rancid foot odour, a big Skoda car-cake that will keep me quiet for 2 months, a VERY large box of industrial-strength antacid tablets to settle my stomach after I've troughed my way through al-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l that cake, a really big yo-yo with a picture of scooby-doo on it, a Weasley-Wizard-Wheezes Super Deluxe trick wand that farts every time you cast a spell and randomly plucks out your nose hairs when you least expect it,
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« Reply #66 on: May 27, 2007, 11:38:17 AM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because I forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit the Frog sitting in the lotus position, two boxes of half price perfiteroles from the Co-Op, a large can of squirty brandy cream, a limited edition Rose and K9 action figure from Tescos, a life-size remote-controlled Dalek free with 10,000 boxes of Sugar Puffs cereal, a really, really big trolley to hold all my stuff in, a bright orange-and-black-striped mynah bird named Digby-Dahlink which sits on my shoulder as I do the ironing and sings the Teletubbies theme-song all day long, five old socks to shut it up, large bottle of Roger & Gallet Extra Vieille Super-Strength Foot Spray to get rid of the smell of rancid foot odour, a big Skoda car-cake that will keep me quiet for 2 months, a VERY large box of industrial-strength antacid tablets to settle my stomach after I've troughed my way through al-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l that cake, a really big yo-yo with a picture of scooby-doo on it, a Weasley-Wizard-Wheezes Super Deluxe trick wand that farts every time you cast a spell and randomly plucks out your nose hairs when you least expect it, a shopping bag thats shaped like a door, which allows you to go through into T.V world and be doctor who,
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« Reply #67 on: May 29, 2007, 09:45:42 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because I forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit the Frog sitting in the lotus position, two boxes of half price perfiteroles from the Co-Op, a large can of squirty brandy cream, a limited edition Rose and K9 action figure from Tescos, a life-size remote-controlled Dalek free with 10,000 boxes of Sugar Puffs cereal, a really, really big trolley to hold all my stuff in, a bright orange-and-black-striped mynah bird named Digby-Dahlink which sits on my shoulder as I do the ironing and sings the Teletubbies theme-song all day long, five old socks to shut it up, large bottle of Roger & Gallet Extra Vieille Super-Strength Foot Spray to get rid of the smell of rancid foot odour, a big Skoda car-cake that will keep me quiet for 2 months, a VERY large box of industrial-strength antacid tablets to settle my stomach after I've troughed my way through al-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l that cake, a really big yo-yo with a picture of scooby-doo on it, a Weasley-Wizard-Wheezes Super Deluxe trick wand that farts every time you cast a spell and randomly plucks out your nose hairs when you least expect it, a shopping bag thats shaped like a door, which allows you to go through into T.V world and be doctor who, a yellow and green budgerigar called Tom who whistles like a phaser gun to keep Digby-Dahlink company,
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« Reply #68 on: May 30, 2007, 09:41:45 AM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because I forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit the Frog sitting in the lotus position, two boxes of half price perfiteroles from the Co-Op, a large can of squirty brandy cream, a limited edition Rose and K9 action figure from Tescos, a life-size remote-controlled Dalek free with 10,000 boxes of Sugar Puffs cereal, a really, really big trolley to hold all my stuff in, a bright orange-and-black-striped mynah bird named Digby-Dahlink which sits on my shoulder as I do the ironing and sings the Teletubbies theme-song all day long, five old socks to shut it up, large bottle of Roger & Gallet Extra Vieille Super-Strength Foot Spray to get rid of the smell of rancid foot odour, a big Skoda car-cake that will keep me quiet for 2 months, a VERY large box of industrial-strength antacid tablets to settle my stomach after I've troughed my way through al-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l that cake, a really big yo-yo with a picture of scooby-doo on it, a Weasley-Wizard-Wheezes Super Deluxe trick wand that farts every time you cast a spell and randomly plucks out your nose hairs when you least expect it, a shopping bag thats shaped like a door, which allows you to go through into T.V world and be doctor who, a yellow and green budgerigar called Tom who whistles like a phaser gun to keep Digby-Dahlink company, a big plastic floppy arm so that i don't take my mums arm and start playing with it,
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« Reply #69 on: May 31, 2007, 06:43:03 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because I forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit the Frog sitting in the lotus position, two boxes of half price perfiteroles from the Co-Op, a large can of squirty brandy cream, a limited edition Rose and K9 action figure from Tescos, a life-size remote-controlled Dalek free with 10,000 boxes of Sugar Puffs cereal, a really, really big trolley to hold all my stuff in, a bright orange-and-black-striped mynah bird named Digby-Dahlink which sits on my shoulder as I do the ironing and sings the Teletubbies theme-song all day long, five old socks to shut it up, large bottle of Roger & Gallet Extra Vieille Super-Strength Foot Spray to get rid of the smell of rancid foot odour, a big Skoda car-cake that will keep me quiet for 2 months, a VERY large box of industrial-strength antacid tablets to settle my stomach after I've troughed my way through al-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l that cake, a really big yo-yo with a picture of scooby-doo on it, a Weasley-Wizard-Wheezes Super Deluxe trick wand that farts every time you cast a spell and randomly plucks out your nose hairs when you least expect it, a shopping bag thats shaped like a door, which allows you to go through into T.V world and be doctor who, a yellow and green budgerigar called Tom who whistles like a phaser gun to keep Digby-Dahlink company, a big plastic floppy arm so that i don't take my mums arm and start playing with it, an extra-large container of Super Sudz Bright Blue Bubble Bath and a full size black-and-red Devil Ducky to put in the bath,
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« Reply #70 on: June 01, 2007, 03:51:57 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because I forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit the Frog sitting in the lotus position, two boxes of half price perfiteroles from the Co-Op, a large can of squirty brandy cream, a limited edition Rose and K9 action figure from Tescos, a life-size remote-controlled Dalek free with 10,000 boxes of Sugar Puffs cereal, a really, really big trolley to hold all my stuff in, a bright orange-and-black-striped mynah bird named Digby-Dahlink which sits on my shoulder as I do the ironing and sings the Teletubbies theme-song all day long, five old socks to shut it up, large bottle of Roger & Gallet Extra Vieille Super-Strength Foot Spray to get rid of the smell of rancid foot odour, a big Skoda car-cake that will keep me quiet for 2 months, a VERY large box of industrial-strength antacid tablets to settle my stomach after I've troughed my way through al-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l that cake, a really big yo-yo with a picture of scooby-doo on it, a Weasley-Wizard-Wheezes Super Deluxe trick wand that farts every time you cast a spell and randomly plucks out your nose hairs when you least expect it, a shopping bag thats shaped like a door, which allows you to go through into T.V world and be doctor who, a yellow and green budgerigar called Tom who whistles like a phaser gun to keep Digby-Dahlink company, a big plastic floppy arm so that i don't take my mums arm and start playing with it, an extra-large container of Super Sudz Bright Blue Bubble Bath and a full size black-and-red Devil Ducky to put in the bath, a rent-a-reservoir certificate to fill my bath with,
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« Reply #71 on: June 05, 2007, 11:16:17 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because I forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit the Frog sitting in the lotus position, two boxes of half price profiteroles from the Co-Op, a large can of squirty brandy cream, a limited edition Rose and K9 action figure from Tescos, a life-size remote-controlled Dalek free with 10,000 boxes of Sugar Puffs cereal, a really, really big trolley to hold all my stuff in, a bright orange-and-black-striped mynah bird named Digby-Dahlink which sits on my shoulder as I do the ironing and sings the Teletubbies theme-song all day long, five old socks to shut it up, large bottle of Roger & Gallet Extra Vieille Super-Strength Foot Spray to get rid of the smell of rancid foot odour, a big Skoda car-cake that will keep me quiet for 2 months, a VERY large box of industrial-strength antacid tablets to settle my stomach after I've troughed my way through al-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l that cake, a really big yo-yo with a picture of scooby-doo on it, a Weasley-Wizard-Wheezes Super Deluxe trick wand that farts every time you cast a spell and randomly plucks out your nose hairs when you least expect it, a shopping bag thats shaped like a door, which allows you to go through into TV world and be doctor who, a yellow and green budgerigar called Tom who whistles like a phaser gun to keep Digby-Dahlink company, a big plastic floppy arm so that i don't take my mums arm and start playing with it, an extra-large container of Super Sudz Bright Blue Bubble Bath and a full size black-and-red Devil Ducky to put in the bath, a rent-a-reservoir certificate to fill my bath with, an extra-long loofah-on-a-stick shaped like a Norwegian Blue Parrot and a little bath imp called Inky-with-the-eyepatch,
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« Reply #72 on: June 06, 2007, 08:16:01 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because I forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit the Frog sitting in the lotus position, two boxes of half price profiteroles from the Co-Op, a large can of squirty brandy cream, a limited edition Rose and K9 action figure from Tescos, a life-size remote-controlled Dalek free with 10,000 boxes of Sugar Puffs cereal, a really, really big trolley to hold all my stuff in, a bright orange-and-black-striped mynah bird named Digby-Dahlink which sits on my shoulder as I do the ironing and sings the Teletubbies theme-song all day long, five old socks to shut it up, large bottle of Roger & Gallet Extra Vieille Super-Strength Foot Spray to get rid of the smell of rancid foot odour, a big Skoda car-cake that will keep me quiet for 2 months, a VERY large box of industrial-strength antacid tablets to settle my stomach after I've troughed my way through al-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l that cake, a really big yo-yo with a picture of scooby-doo on it, a Weasley-Wizard-Wheezes Super Deluxe trick wand that farts every time you cast a spell and randomly plucks out your nose hairs when you least expect it, a shopping bag thats shaped like a door, which allows you to go through into TV world and be doctor who, a yellow and green budgerigar called Tom who whistles like a phaser gun to keep Digby-Dahlink company, a big plastic floppy arm so that i don't take my mums arm and start playing with it, an extra-large container of Super Sudz Bright Blue Bubble Bath and a full size black-and-red Devil Ducky to put in the bath, a rent-a-reservoir certificate to fill my bath with, an extra-long loofah-on-a-stick shaped like a Norwegian Blue Parrot and a little bath imp called Inky-with-the-eyepatch, a toilet seat with a picture of professor mcgonagall wearing a pink tu-tu,
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« Reply #73 on: June 06, 2007, 08:44:48 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because I forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit the Frog sitting in the lotus position, two boxes of half price profiteroles from the Co-Op, a large can of squirty brandy cream, a limited edition Rose and K9 action figure from Tescos, a life-size remote-controlled Dalek free with 10,000 boxes of Sugar Puffs cereal, a really, really big trolley to hold all my stuff in, a bright orange-and-black-striped mynah bird named Digby-Dahlink which sits on my shoulder as I do the ironing and sings the Teletubbies theme-song all day long, five old socks to shut it up, large bottle of Roger & Gallet Extra Vieille Super-Strength Foot Spray to get rid of the smell of rancid foot odour, a big Skoda car-cake that will keep me quiet for 2 months, a VERY large box of industrial-strength antacid tablets to settle my stomach after I've troughed my way through al-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l that cake, a really big yo-yo with a picture of scooby-doo on it, a Weasley-Wizard-Wheezes Super Deluxe trick wand that farts every time you cast a spell and randomly plucks out your nose hairs when you least expect it, a shopping bag thats shaped like a door, which allows you to go through into TV world and be doctor who, a yellow and green budgerigar called Tom who whistles like a phaser gun to keep Digby-Dahlink company, a big plastic floppy arm so that I don't take my mum's arm and start playing with it, an extra-large container of Super Sudz Bright Blue Bubble Bath and a full size black-and-red Devil Ducky to put in the bath, a rent-a-reservoir certificate to fill my bath with, an extra-long loofah-on-a-stick shaped like a Norwegian Blue Parrot and a little bath imp called Inky-with-the-eyepatch, a toilet seat with a picture of professor mcgonagall wearing a pink tu-tu, a fluorescent green shower curtain with pictures of Dobby wearing an orange toga and odd tartan knee socks printed all over it,
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« Reply #74 on: June 18, 2007, 07:12:32 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because I forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit the Frog sitting in the lotus position, two boxes of half price profiteroles from the Co-Op, a large can of squirty brandy cream, a limited edition Rose and K9 action figure from Tescos, a life-size remote-controlled Dalek free with 10,000 boxes of Sugar Puffs cereal, a really, really big trolley to hold all my stuff in, a bright orange-and-black-striped mynah bird named Digby-Dahlink which sits on my shoulder as I do the ironing and sings the Teletubbies theme-song all day long, five old socks to shut it up, large bottle of Roger & Gallet Extra Vieille Super-Strength Foot Spray to get rid of the smell of rancid foot odour, a big Skoda car-cake that will keep me quiet for 2 months, a VERY large box of industrial-strength antacid tablets to settle my stomach after I've troughed my way through al-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l that cake, a really big yo-yo with a picture of scooby-doo on it, a Weasley-Wizard-Wheezes Super Deluxe trick wand that farts every time you cast a spell and randomly plucks out your nose hairs when you least expect it, a shopping bag thats shaped like a door, which allows you to go through into TV world and be doctor who, a yellow and green budgerigar called Tom who whistles like a phaser gun to keep Digby-Dahlink company, a big plastic floppy arm so that I don't take my mum's arm and start playing with it, an extra-large container of Super Sudz Bright Blue Bubble Bath and a full size black-and-red Devil Ducky to put in the bath, a rent-a-reservoir certificate to fill my bath with, an extra-long loofah-on-a-stick shaped like a Norwegian Blue Parrot and a little bath imp called Inky-with-the-eyepatch, a toilet seat with a picture of professor mcgonagall wearing a pink tu-tu, a fluorescent green shower curtain with pictures of Dobby wearing an orange toga and odd tartan knee socks printed all over it, a set of the prefects bathroom taps from the goblet of fire,
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« Reply #75 on: June 18, 2007, 07:44:50 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because I forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit the Frog sitting in the lotus position, two boxes of half price profiteroles from the Co-Op, a large can of squirty brandy cream, a limited edition Rose and K9 action figure from Tescos, a life-size remote-controlled Dalek free with 10,000 boxes of Sugar Puffs cereal, a really, really big trolley to hold all my stuff in, a bright orange-and-black-striped mynah bird named Digby-Dahlink which sits on my shoulder as I do the ironing and sings the Teletubbies theme-song all day long, five old socks to shut it up, large bottle of Roger & Gallet Extra Vieille Super-Strength Foot Spray to get rid of the smell of rancid foot odour, a big Skoda car-cake that will keep me quiet for 2 months, a VERY large box of industrial-strength antacid tablets to settle my stomach after I've troughed my way through al-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l that cake, a really big yo-yo with a picture of scooby-doo on it, a Weasley-Wizard-Wheezes Super Deluxe trick wand that farts every time you cast a spell and randomly plucks out your nose hairs when you least expect it, a shopping bag thats shaped like a door, which allows you to go through into TV world and be doctor who, a yellow and green budgerigar called Tom who whistles like a phaser gun to keep Digby-Dahlink company, a big plastic floppy arm so that I don't take my mum's arm and start playing with it, an extra-large container of Super Sudz Bright Blue Bubble Bath and a full size black-and-red Devil Ducky to put in the bath, a rent-a-reservoir certificate to fill my bath with, an extra-long loofah-on-a-stick shaped like a Norwegian Blue Parrot and a little bath imp called Inky-with-the-eyepatch, a toilet seat with a picture of professor mcgonagall wearing a pink tu-tu, a fluorescent green shower curtain with pictures of Dobby wearing an orange toga and odd tartan knee socks printed all over it, a set of the prefects bathroom taps from the goblet of fire, a Lego character called 'Bob',
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« Reply #76 on: June 22, 2007, 05:02:43 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because I forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit the Frog sitting in the lotus position, two boxes of half price profiteroles from the Co-Op, a large can of squirty brandy cream, a limited edition Rose and K9 action figure from Tescos, a life-size remote-controlled Dalek free with 10,000 boxes of Sugar Puffs cereal, a really, really big trolley to hold all my stuff in, a bright orange-and-black-striped mynah bird named Digby-Dahlink which sits on my shoulder as I do the ironing and sings the Teletubbies theme-song all day long, five old socks to shut it up, large bottle of Roger & Gallet Extra Vieille Super-Strength Foot Spray to get rid of the smell of rancid foot odour, a big Skoda car-cake that will keep me quiet for 2 months, a VERY large box of industrial-strength antacid tablets to settle my stomach after I've troughed my way through al-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l that cake, a really big yo-yo with a picture of scooby-doo on it, a Weasley-Wizard-Wheezes Super Deluxe trick wand that farts every time you cast a spell and randomly plucks out your nose hairs when you least expect it, a shopping bag thats shaped like a door, which allows you to go through into TV world and be doctor who, a yellow and green budgerigar called Tom who whistles like a phaser gun to keep Digby-Dahlink company, a big plastic floppy arm so that I don't take my mum's arm and start playing with it, an extra-large container of Super Sudz Bright Blue Bubble Bath and a full size black-and-red Devil Ducky to put in the bath, a rent-a-reservoir certificate to fill my bath with, an extra-long loofah-on-a-stick shaped like a Norwegian Blue Parrot and a little bath imp called Inky-with-the-eyepatch, a toilet seat with a picture of professor mcgonagall wearing a pink tu-tu, a fluorescent green shower curtain with pictures of Dobby wearing an orange toga and odd tartan knee socks printed all over it, a set of the prefects bathroom taps from the goblet of fire, a Lego character called 'Bob', a lego head-in-a-jar to go with him,
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« Reply #77 on: June 22, 2007, 05:44:30 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because I forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit the Frog sitting in the lotus position, two boxes of half price profiteroles from the Co-Op, a large can of squirty brandy cream, a limited edition Rose and K9 action figure from Tescos, a life-size remote-controlled Dalek free with 10,000 boxes of Sugar Puffs cereal, a really, really big trolley to hold all my stuff in, a bright orange-and-black-striped mynah bird named Digby-Dahlink which sits on my shoulder as I do the ironing and sings the Teletubbies theme-song all day long, five old socks to shut it up, large bottle of Roger & Gallet Extra Vieille Super-Strength Foot Spray to get rid of the smell of rancid foot odour, a big Skoda car-cake that will keep me quiet for 2 months, a VERY large box of industrial-strength antacid tablets to settle my stomach after I've troughed my way through al-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l that cake, a really big yo-yo with a picture of scooby-doo on it, a Weasley-Wizard-Wheezes Super Deluxe trick wand that farts every time you cast a spell and randomly plucks out your nose hairs when you least expect it, a shopping bag thats shaped like a door, which allows you to go through into TV world and be doctor who, a yellow and green budgerigar called Tom who whistles like a phaser gun to keep Digby-Dahlink company, a big plastic floppy arm so that I don't take my mum's arm and start playing with it, an extra-large container of Super Sudz Bright Blue Bubble Bath and a full size black-and-red Devil Ducky to put in the bath, a rent-a-reservoir certificate to fill my bath with, an extra-long loofah-on-a-stick shaped like a Norwegian Blue Parrot and a little bath imp called Inky-with-the-eyepatch, a toilet seat with a picture of professor mcgonagall wearing a pink tu-tu, a fluorescent green shower curtain with pictures of Dobby wearing an orange toga and odd tartan knee socks printed all over it, a set of the prefects bathroom taps from the goblet of fire, a Lego character called 'Bob', a lego head-in-a-jar to go with him, an Ewok-in-disguise,
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« Reply #78 on: June 23, 2007, 11:32:29 AM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because I forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit the Frog sitting in the lotus position, two boxes of half price profiteroles from the Co-Op, a large can of squirty brandy cream, a limited edition Rose and K9 action figure from Tescos, a life-size remote-controlled Dalek free with 10,000 boxes of Sugar Puffs cereal, a really, really big trolley to hold all my stuff in, a bright orange-and-black-striped mynah bird named Digby-Dahlink which sits on my shoulder as I do the ironing and sings the Teletubbies theme-song all day long, five old socks to shut it up, large bottle of Roger & Gallet Extra Vieille Super-Strength Foot Spray to get rid of the smell of rancid foot odour, a big Skoda car-cake that will keep me quiet for 2 months, a VERY large box of industrial-strength antacid tablets to settle my stomach after I've troughed my way through al-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l that cake, a really big yo-yo with a picture of scooby-doo on it, a Weasley-Wizard-Wheezes Super Deluxe trick wand that farts every time you cast a spell and randomly plucks out your nose hairs when you least expect it, a shopping bag thats shaped like a door, which allows you to go through into TV world and be doctor who, a yellow and green budgerigar called Tom who whistles like a phaser gun to keep Digby-Dahlink company, a big plastic floppy arm so that I don't take my mum's arm and start playing with it, an extra-large container of Super Sudz Bright Blue Bubble Bath and a full size black-and-red Devil Ducky to put in the bath, a rent-a-reservoir certificate to fill my bath with, an extra-long loofah-on-a-stick shaped like a Norwegian Blue Parrot and a little bath imp called Inky-with-the-eyepatch, a toilet seat with a picture of professor mcgonagall wearing a pink tu-tu, a fluorescent green shower curtain with pictures of Dobby wearing an orange toga and odd tartan knee socks printed all over it, a set of the prefects bathroom taps from the goblet of fire, a Lego character called 'Bob', a lego head-in-a-jar to go with him, an Ewok-in-disguise, a lego minifig of Steve and Dave,
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« Reply #79 on: June 23, 2007, 09:40:11 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because I forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit the Frog sitting in the lotus position, two boxes of half price profiteroles from the Co-Op, a large can of squirty brandy cream, a limited edition Rose and K9 action figure from Tescos, a life-size remote-controlled Dalek free with 10,000 boxes of Sugar Puffs cereal, a really, really big trolley to hold all my stuff in, a bright orange-and-black-striped mynah bird named Digby-Dahlink which sits on my shoulder as I do the ironing and sings the Teletubbies theme-song all day long, five old socks to shut it up, large bottle of Roger & Gallet Extra Vieille Super-Strength Foot Spray to get rid of the smell of rancid foot odour, a big Skoda car-cake that will keep me quiet for 2 months, a VERY large box of industrial-strength antacid tablets to settle my stomach after I've troughed my way through al-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l that cake, a really big yo-yo with a picture of scooby-doo on it, a Weasley-Wizard-Wheezes Super Deluxe trick wand that farts every time you cast a spell and randomly plucks out your nose hairs when you least expect it, a shopping bag thats shaped like a door, which allows you to go through into TV world and be doctor who, a yellow and green budgerigar called Tom who whistles like a phaser gun to keep Digby-Dahlink company, a big plastic floppy arm so that I don't take my mum's arm and start playing with it, an extra-large container of Super Sudz Bright Blue Bubble Bath and a full size black-and-red Devil Ducky to put in the bath, a rent-a-reservoir certificate to fill my bath with, an extra-long loofah-on-a-stick shaped like a Norwegian Blue Parrot and a little bath imp called Inky-with-the-eyepatch, a toilet seat with a picture of professor mcgonagall wearing a pink tu-tu, a fluorescent green shower curtain with pictures of Dobby wearing an orange toga and odd tartan knee socks printed all over it, a set of the prefects bathroom taps from the goblet of fire, a Lego character called 'Bob', a lego head-in-a-jar to go with him, an Ewok-in-disguise, a lego minifig of Steve and Dave, a large vat of treacle,
 
 
 
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