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« on: January 22, 2007, 11:36:57 PM » |
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LOL -- Anyone else care to take the Rorschach test? Rorschach Test
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Sharon
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« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2007, 08:04:19 PM » |
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LOL -- Anyone else care to take the Rorschach test?  You had to get me started didn't you Cindy  . I had never heard of this test until I Googled it and found out what it was. Then I found a site where you could have a go and now I know I am slightly paranoid but heterosexual, lacking in imagination (only one answer per card) but not too much of a worry because I could see four legged creatures  .
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« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2007, 08:17:33 PM » |
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LOL -- Anyone else care to take the Rorschach test?  You had to get me started didn't you Cindy  . I had never heard of this test until I Googled it and found out what it was. Then I found a site where you could have a go and now I know I am slightly paranoid but heterosexual, lacking in imagination (only one answer per card) but not too much of a worry because I could see four legged creatures  . Sharon...pm me that site!! (I just googled it too!!  )
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« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2007, 08:46:44 PM » |
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Please send it to me, too! 
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2007, 01:15:28 AM » |
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That is a totally amazing card!!!!  BTW, my Rorschach test said I was a pain in the a** and have way too much self control. 
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kbmum
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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2007, 12:15:39 PM » |
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Thanks!  I took the test, too, but failed seven out of the 10 plates!  At least it said that I have a good relationship with my mother! 
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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2007, 01:02:02 PM » |
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Yay! Future clients!  Out of sheer curiosity, I did one too with the following results: Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're seriously demented, and a definite danger to yourself and others. You ought to be in lockup, in solitary confinement because of your sick ideas and mental problems. One of your biggest problems is that you don't think there's anything wrong with you. People who answer as you did often admit to having had sexual experiences with both men and women.
Long-Term Prognosis:
You will need intensive psychological care for the rest of your life because of the factors described above. Stay away from other people if at all possible; just use the internet. Don't go outdoors or you're doomed. You are deeply scared of anything dangerous, violent, or threatening, which actually makes perfect sense, now that we think about it. So THAT'S my problem. All is clear now 
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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2007, 04:51:28 PM » |
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Thanks!  I took the test, too, but failed seven out of the 10 plates!  At least it said that I have a good relationship with my mother!  I'm not EVEN posting what mine said!!!  Yay! Future clients!  
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« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2007, 07:46:20 PM » |
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Yay! Future clients!  Out of sheer curiosity, I did one too with the following results: Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're seriously demented, and a definite danger to yourself and others. You ought to be in lockup, in solitary confinement because of your sick ideas and mental problems. One of your biggest problems is that you don't think there's anything wrong with you. People who answer as you did often admit to having had sexual experiences with both men and women.
Long-Term Prognosis:
You will need intensive psychological care for the rest of your life because of the factors described above. Stay away from other people if at all possible; just use the internet. Don't go outdoors or you're doomed. You are deeply scared of anything dangerous, violent, or threatening, which actually makes perfect sense, now that we think about it. LOL! I took this test yesterday and there was no way I was going to post what it said!! I would have been reported to a mod!!!  But someone wanted to know what it said...so I just took it again....same answers... but received a totally different responce!!! Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you have unresolved issues with your mother, your best friend's mother, and even your mother's mother. You should be ashamed of yourself, you disgusting pervert. You should be shot and then hanged, then locked up for a million billion years. That would teach you. People who answer as you did are frequently found to be pyromaniacs. Long-Term Prognosis:
Your impairment is severe, but you can still be a winner in life, provided you engage in no mental or physical activities outside of the Special Olympics. Just keep repeating to yourself: "I'm Ordinary At Best". Set your expectations low and you won't be disappointed. We mean like, really low, okay? Also, it wouldn't hurt for you to drink yourself into a stupor once in a while.  Jo!! Get your appointment book out!!! 
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« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2007, 07:57:30 PM » |
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I missed that test at the bottom of the page! This didn't tell me anything I didn't already know. Diagnostic Overview: Your responses indicate that the whole world thinks you're insane, except for your friends deep with in the Earth. Electroshock therapy might help, but arsenic will cure those voices in your head for sure. You also have unfounded delusions of adequacy. People who answer as you did are frequently found to be pyromaniacs.
Long-Term Prognosis: Because of your impairments, your life is destined to be one long train-wreck. A lobotomy might possibly give you a better outlook and more insight into your own behavior. It would also keep you off the damn streets, which everyone agrees would be a good thing. PS- You hate your mother and father; you only think you love them. Isn't that weird?
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« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2007, 08:11:26 PM » |
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« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2007, 08:24:31 PM » |
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O my, scary! 
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« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2007, 08:45:24 PM » |
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Guys guys, post the link to this site you are using. I googled and got a quite serious set of tests (well... serious considering that they are blobs of ink on paper) and no where near as fun as yours. LOL! I took this test yesterday and there was no way I was going to post what it said!! I would have been reported to a mod!!! Right. That's IT. I'm reporting you to the nearest mod.... oh... how can I find one that's not as bent as a nine bob note?  ?
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Why's all the tea always gone?
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« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2007, 09:23:39 PM » |
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... oh and just in case there's a language difference here I meant 'bent' as in 'corrupt' 
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« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2007, 11:40:54 AM » |
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Just did it:
Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're seriously demented, and a definite danger to yourself and others. You ought to be in lockup, in solitary confinement because of your sick ideas and mental problems. One of your biggest problems is that you don't think there's anything wrong with you. People who answer as you did like square-dancing and group sex, occasionally at the same time. Long-Term Prognosis:
You will need intensive psychological care for the rest of your life because of the factors described above. Stay away from other people if at all possible; just use the internet. Don't go outdoors or you're doomed. You are deeply scared of anything dangerous, violent, or threatening, which actually makes perfect sense, now that we think about it.
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I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, acumenically, grammatically. 
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« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2007, 12:14:39 PM » |
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NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Not square dancing! 
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« Reply #18 on: January 26, 2007, 12:51:39 PM » |
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OH OH!! JO!!! Both Cindy and I are both being classified as "pyromaniacs" I see a double session coming on!!  OK then, you can pay me in cards. For really hard cases, I require variants 
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